100% Handsome
NSFW 31 year old partysexual white dude from Brooklyn who smelt it and dealt it. Carnivore and Booze Hound. I post about politics, basic human decency, all genres of porn, pop culture and my cock & balls. You've been warned.





Honestly, no one cares.

They’re gone. That’s it

commandergreybeard:

mmmerlin:

I feel the need for platitudes 

Blending in.

commandergreybeard:

mmmerlin:

I feel the need for platitudes 

Blending in.

adventuresonokcupidwithcourtney:

Comeback inspired by danielmcbatman

wasabassco:

Nude Vampirella line drawings by Bruce Timm

oscarwildesbigadventure:

We had an intense game of fetch today.
He was huffing and puffing and I had to take a photo!

i-dream-of-dapper:

Day Forty Five of Fifty Days of Dapper: Cycle Three

Shirt: Express 1MX (Via Plato’s Closet)

Tie: No label (Via Goodwill)

Jacket: Pendleton Virgin Wool (Via Goodwill)

adventuresonokcupidwithcourtney:

UPDATE:
I’M FUCKING CRYING

adventuresonokcupidwithcourtney:

UPDATE:

I’M FUCKING CRYING

sometimes-a-fire:

Last Words to Walter White

(Source: veryraresecrete)

(Source: sizvideos)

archatlas:

X-Rays of Toys Brendan Fitzpatrick 

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

we-the-antisocials:

This is literally what Terry Pratchett wears to conventions. 

(Source: park-slope-narcissist)

I'll admit at first I followed you for your assets cause it was nice looking at such a beautiful tattooed body on my dash every once and a while, but after reading your thoughts on the world, and seeing what you truly stand for it intrigues me. Looking at all the cat calls you get over the internet has taught me as a man that women are far more than just objects of affection. Something I shamefully should have seen years ago. Thanks for helping me be more enlightened.
Asked by Anonymous

johnnysixpack:

danielmcbatman:

johnnysixpack:

wednesdayxblack:

johnnysixpack:

wednesdayxblack:

johnnysixpack:

wednesdayxblack:

Do you want a cookie? You disregarded my request to just not get any emails for the last day of my vacation to send this. Congratulations on finally meeting the most mininal standards for not being a shitty person.

Wow, what a cunt…

Then don’t follow me you fucking asshole. Do you get 30+ emails a day on what’s supposed to be a personal account? No? I asked politely several times for people to respect that I’m ON VACATION and don’t have time to read or answer dozens of emails. People still disregarded this and are still emailing me nonstop. Since you have no fucking concept of what that would be like to deal with and how frustrating it is to ask for just a week off and NOT HAVE PEOPLE RESPECT THAT you should maybe pull your head out of your ass for a few seconds and see if you can muster an ounce of empathy for why I would respond that way before calling me a cunt.

You and your wife should both go ahead and unfollow me because I don’t want people who would think that about me or speak to me this way in my life.

You could always turn notifications off or, oh I don’t know, just not pay attention to your phone.

You’re making a big deal out of nothing. If you’re on vacation, be on vacation. You make the choice to pay attention to social media or not.

At the rate people email me I’ll have hundreds of emails to sort through when I get home. I don’t have a computer and I can’t turn asks off.

More importantly, this is my personal blog and it’s perfectly reasonable for me to ask people not to contact me.

Unfollow me. I’m just going to put you on ignore when I get home anyway. You’re an asshole.

Well yes I am. Unapologetically.

What’s the point of having a blog on a public site that no one is allowed to see? Seems silly.

Uh oh! Look out for this internet tough guy! He doesn’t care that he’s a living, breathing internet cliche troll! He’s too busy being a super bad ass rebel on tumblr to realize he’s actually the corporeal manifestation of dumpster water. 

I like how you put your words together like that to say stuff.

It was cute. Not really relevant or particularly meaningful to me, but cute nonetheless I suppose. ”A series of increasingly louder fart sounds. “

Way more accurate 

fagsmut:

Jim Kerouac and Colin Hewitt. See the trailer at BelAmiOnline.

fagsmut:

Jim Kerouac and Colin Hewitt. See the trailer at BelAmiOnline.