100% Handsome
NSFW 31 year old partysexual white dude from Brooklyn who smelt it and dealt it. Carnivore and Booze Hound. I post about politics, basic human decency, all genres of porn, pop culture and my cock & balls. You've been warned.





My Tumblr Crushes:
fullten
frankiechemical
ohjezebel
heavenweather
nuts-n-gum
collababortion
mintyfreshprincess
yvonneemilie
simonedice

nuts-n-gum forever my center square

Hungry, No Money for Food

soulology:

I don’t have money for groceries. It has been like this for a few weeks now every since my dad made me leave home. I have been paying bills but I have absolutely nothing left for food. I have asked for help before on Tumblr to no avail, but in my last ditch attempt to get by, could you guys spare $5 or $10 to help me buy groceries that will last for a while. I am always hungry and it would mean a lot if you could help me get a meal. My donation button is on the top left side of my blog page.

I know people are on Tumblr all the time asking for money for different things and it is always so easy to over look these people but please take the time to help me. I would be so grateful. I have been through a lot, and nothing seems to be looking up and now all I am trying to do is survive. Please help me do so.

quirkinitup:

Tagged by the handsome barman and almost birthday boy, danielmcbatman!  Here’s some selfies I think I’m purdy adorbz in.

Tagging melissadoom, aidenofizalith, vivianvivisection, princeburrito, and baldbombshell

Look at how friggin’ cute she is!!! gah

An underappreciated cinematic masterpiece

(Source: thefilmfatale)

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Will you be my cuddle bear?
Asked by Anonymous

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(Source: fagssmokingfags)

ohjezebel:

💎💎

White people only complain about gentrification when it forces music venues and dive bars to close. That should tell you everything you need to know about us.

tehnakki:

ethiopienne:

#feels: the street harassment edition

There are days when it takes extreme effort for me to leave the house because I know it’s  gonna be a 24hr harassment gauntlet till I get home.

tehnakki:

ethiopienne:

#feels: the street harassment edition

There are days when it takes extreme effort for me to leave the house because I know it’s gonna be a 24hr harassment gauntlet till I get home.

fullten:

shadowrat420:

jackthemother:

lydieslittlefamily:

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  
I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

Omg this

This this a million times this

A few points from a male perspective on this. 1, if this is how you truly feel, act that way in the bar/club/social gathering. That means dont pay attention to the duche that makes cat calls, and thinks a few drinks is the admission cost to your panties, try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy. 2, if your with a man that treats you that way, DUMP HIM, 3, once you dump the loser, go on a date with the “like a brother” thats always there for you. Hes probably just waiting for you to realize hes worth a chance, but doesnt want to pressure you about it. Yall bitch about being treated like a piece of meat, untill you hit the bar and expect every man in there to buy you drinks cause you wiggled your ass. Make up your minds, and men will act accordingly. If shivery is dead, its because women killed it.

‘try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy.’
I really really hope that you never conceive daughters… or sons, or anything, really, because everything you have to say about women is harmful and, insanely simple minded, it seems like you only learn about women from unreliable second hand sources, like your other guy friends who have no idea what it’s like to actually talk to women. 
Also, this post is about how women want to be treated like people without being harassed or abused, no one was asking for dating advice from a dude who doesn’t even understand how dating fucking works. 

fullten:

shadowrat420:

jackthemother:

lydieslittlefamily:

lightsharpnesssong:

jenova-amaranth:

fullten:

dollycoquetry:

fullten:

A lot of dudes think women dress slutty for them, but honestly if men weren’t such fucking animals I would dress 300000% more slutty then I do now. You people ruin everything.  

I wanna wear this shit outside god damn it. 

Oh my god SO TRUE. I would constantly wear thigh highs and short skirts and underbust corsets because I look so fucking good. God forbid women like their OWN bodies, too.

For real !! like 90 % of my fucking wardrobe now is just for cam cause it’s too sexy to wear in public. Fucking bullshit.  I use to wear thigh highs with garters with shorts a lot but I got sooo many comments. Fucking… people. You literally just saw the tops of my thighs. But all the dudes are like ‘Why wear that if you don’t want attention???’ cause i look fine as hell and I don’t give a shit about some fucking random broke ass dudes on the corner. 

I can’t even express how much this describes my feelings. Bitch I wear my corsets and my fishnets and my heels the size you wish your dick was because they make me feel fucking fabulous, not because I want you to tell me how much you’d like to “smash” me.

Heels the size you wish your dick was.

Omg this

This this a million times this

A few points from a male perspective on this. 1, if this is how you truly feel, act that way in the bar/club/social gathering. That means dont pay attention to the duche that makes cat calls, and thinks a few drinks is the admission cost to your panties, try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy. 2, if your with a man that treats you that way, DUMP HIM, 3, once you dump the loser, go on a date with the “like a brother” thats always there for you. Hes probably just waiting for you to realize hes worth a chance, but doesnt want to pressure you about it.
Yall bitch about being treated like a piece of meat, untill you hit the bar and expect every man in there to buy you drinks cause you wiggled your ass. Make up your minds, and men will act accordingly.
If shivery is dead, its because women killed it.

try spending time with the shy guy, that creepy stare might not be that creepy.’

I really really hope that you never conceive daughters… or sons, or anything, really, because everything you have to say about women is harmful and, insanely simple minded, it seems like you only learn about women from unreliable second hand sources, like your other guy friends who have no idea what it’s like to actually talk to women. 

Also, this post is about how women want to be treated like people without being harassed or abused, no one was asking for dating advice from a dude who doesn’t even understand how dating fucking works.