March 2012
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atomic-trees replied to your post: Ugh. Fucking roommates, man.
This might be a silly question but have you told him you feel icky and asked him to dial it back a bit? Some people have zero perception skills.
I told him, he lowered the volume, then cranked it back ten minutes later. BRB, going to go set his bed on fire.
Ugh. Fucking roommates, man.
So I’m super fucking hungover AND coming down with some sort of cold to boot. My roommate/brother is in the kitchen cooking while fucking BLASTING Yoko Ono and The Offspring. He’s such an inconsiderate fuckface it’s practically an artform.
February 2012
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sean-p3 asked: Lol, holy crap, I gave you the wrong number. I meant to ask you the one about whether you'd ever handled a gun. Not to seem ungrateful about the kissing answer, though!
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The absolute worst.
I’ve got the hangover of hangovers right now. Clearly I drank too many Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. I slept until 4pm and Obie cuddled up on me the entire time. He knows when his daddy is hurtin’.
Fuck it all
I’m literally going to watch the 30 episodes of ‘Adventure Time’ I’ve got dvr’d, eat pizza and judge everyone on the internets.
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Real talk.
I’ve never played ‘Mass Effect’. Not one.single.second of it. I don’t understand why tumblr is going so super crazy. Have I just lost a pound of geek-cred?
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Anonymous asked: So you're sexy as hell, you're either pansexual or bisexual (partysexual - whatevs), so your options are WAY open, and you can probably shag like a MFer - you've gotta be gettin' laid all the time. You. Are. A. God.
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wordsandturds replied to your post: 8 and 85?
I CAN’T WAIT TO MEEEEET YOU [read: touch you with my mouth]
SO MUCH MOUTH TOUCHING. People are gonna be all like, “WHOOOA PUT THOSE MOUTHS AWAY! THIS ISN’T A PORNOGRAPHY!”
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Anonymous asked: 8 and 85?
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sean-p3 asked: Box still open? #45.
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sunflowers11 asked: Sweet dick, bro.
Oh, this one is kinda filthy. →
kidcudd3r:
1. Are looks important in a relationship?
2. Are relationships ever worth it? 3. Are you a virgin? 4. Are you in a relationship? 5. Are you in love? 6. Are you single this year? 7. Can you commit to one person? 8. Describe your crush: 9. Describe your perfect mate: 10. Do you believe in love at first sight? 11. Do you ever want to get married? 12. Do you forgive betrayal? 13. Do you...
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mitzi-may started following you
Using my powers for good.
This Saturday, I start my first day as a volunteer clinic escort here in Brooklyn. The clinic I’ll be volunteering at a clinic that is the constant target of a group calling themselves”Helpers of God’s Precious Infants”. I won’t be engaging the protesters directly, merely providing the patients my enormous beard as a shield from the protesters goddamn...
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beckyloves replied to your post: beckyloves replied to your photo: The…
u tryin ta get me druuuuunk? and have your way with me? plz.
I want you up in deez guts.
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beckyloves replied to your photo: The vodka-infused Gummibears are complete! I…
gimme.
I will gladly hand deliver a pound of these badboys to you.
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saltygirl asked: you've explained what kind of 'steampunk' you don't like (indiscriminantly glueing goggles & gears onto stuff). what is it in steampunk you do like? if you can provide links/examples, that would be cool. :)
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Anonymous asked: Hahaha! could you imagine how your enemies tombstone would read... "Here lies Boss Cunt, Incinerated by a boner"
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Seriously, though.
Who wants to come get chewed on? NOM.
boomsnapwham-deactivated2012032 asked: I stumbled across your blog and think you are absolutely adorable and am super jealous of your beard :) Just though I would let you know
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sociallyawkwardriot asked: y u no like steampunk?!
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beckyloves replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: beckyloves intendedthing …
IM NUMBER ONE!
On tumblr and in mah heart!
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pectumexcavatum asked: 1, 62, 87
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wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey-bear asked: I think I'd rather you fill my Box, but since you asked so salaciously: 73 and 87
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madeoutofwax asked: 1-90 ;)
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husband-bulge asked: 6 and 22!
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Leaving the internet for a few hours, fill my box
What is the last song you listened to?
Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
Do you think someone has feelings for you?
Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
Do you miss anyone at the moment?
Have you ever walked into the bathroom for the opposite sex by accident (or on purpose)?
If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you...
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nipple hair
Its cute how the hair around your nipples, are nice circles. Just sayin, its the little things in life!
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Well I’m glad you’re a fan of my nipple saucers!
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