Daniel McBatman

May 30

robosexualginger:

“i am so ready for the zombie apocalypse, bring it zombies” says the middle-class white girl who never exercises, owns no weapons, and lives in a heavily populated area

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Which brings me back around to this Jay and Ye video. What is it about? It isn’t about anything. It depicts protests, sure, but what are the people protesting? What are Jay and Kanye protesting? Nothing. The video is message-less and meaningless. Jay-Z’s verse is borderline incoherent, a loose suggestion of sadness and distrust. Kanye’s verse is about his issues with love. The video depicts revolt for revolt’s sake.

Revolution is cool now. There’s even a catchphrase: “We are the 99%!” Protesting is cool, man. Protests are sexy. Occupy Wall Street is protesting economic exploitation, at least nominally. But what is this video protesting? There’s no message, and no signs. There’s just protestors and cops and police brutality. It encourages an us vs them mentality, which I think is poisonous to begin with, and takes advantage of the fact that protesting is cool these days to get a neat video out of it.

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Holy excite

I have tricked Becky into coming to Brooklyn tomorrow. I’m going to give her all the burritos, cats and beard stroking time. 

These are getting better and better.

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nedhepburn:

inothernews:

Via the New York Daily News:

Looks like Mitt Romney is running for President of the United States of “Amercia.”

In an embarrassing blunder, Romney’s campaign misspelled the word “America” on its new “With Mitt” iPhone app, launched Tuesday.

The app has a transparent skin that allows users to take a photograph and superimpose the slogan “A better Amercia” on the image.

The presumptive Republican nominee is taking heat on the Internet for the error.

“Whew, I hear Mitt’s updating that misspelled Amercia on his app. He’s just going with Untied States now,” read one tweet.

“Does Mitt Romney believe that Obama was born in Keyna,” another tweeter jabbed.

AMERCIA FUCK YEHA.

AMURCIA

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think-progress:

Makes sense, it’s not as though Florida has ever been at the center of a presidential election controversy before.

Read the story here.

Good job republicans.

4am cock

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imwickedawesome129 asked: 8. 10. 11. 25.

8. I listen to them and see where things go from there. I’ve never had a friend confess their love for me, so I don’t know how I’d honestly react. 

10. Of course. I’m a kind of alright dude. 

25. I’d wish that all of humanity could experience the horrors of their selfishness and greed for 24 hours. 

11. Does love = sex? No. Sex = sex and love = love. Love is the driving force behind the best aspects of humanity. Love is what keeps us going, love is what we all hope for.Love is what makes us strive to be better people. Love is the single most important factor in my life and it will beat my desire for sex into the ground any day. Sex is instant gratification. Love is continuous. Love is why I continue to be.

I’ve received an obscene amount of anonymous messages over the last few days demanding I post more pics, show my cock more, spread my ass, etc. I need you all to understand that I’m not, nor is any other person on tumblr, your fucking property to bark commands at. We’re people who are awesome enough to share our bodies with others when we feel comfortable. Your demands mean NOTHING to us. You should be fucking HONORED that we share as much as we do. 

May 29

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Anonymous asked: Can you name 3 celebrity female crushes? male crushes?

Rosario Dawson, Aisha Tyler, Christina Hendricks.

Donald Glover, Donald Glover, Donald Glover.

Go~

• 1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
• 2. Think of the last time you were REALLY angry. WHY were you angry? Do you still feel the same way?
• 3. You are on a flight from Honolulu to Chicago non-stop. There is a fire in the back of the plane. You have enough time to make ONE phone call. Who do you call? What do you tell them?
• 4. You are at the doctor’s office and he has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? What do you do with your remaining days? Would you be afraid?
• 5. You can have one of the following two things. Which do you choose? Why? Love and Trust.
• 6. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late even once more, you are fired. Do you take the time to save the dogs life? Why or Why not?
• 7. Would you rather be hurt by the one you trust the most or the one you love the most?
• 8. Your best friend confesses that he/she has feelings for you more than just friendship. He/she is falling in love with you. What do you (or did you) do/say?
• 9. Think of the last person who you know that died. You have the chance to give them 1 hour of life back, but you have to give up one year of yours. Do you do it? Why or Why not?
• 10. Are you the kind of friend that you would want to have as a friend?
• 11. Does love = sex?
• 12.Your boss tells your coworker that they have to let them go because of work shortage, and they are the newest employee. You have been there much longer. Your coworker has a family to support and no other means of income. Do you go to your boss and offer to leave the company? Why or Why not?
• 13.When was the last time you told someone HONESTLY how you felt regardless of how difficult it was for you to say? Who was it? What did you have to tell the person?
• 14. What would be (or what was) harder for you to tell a member of the opposite sex, you love them or that you do not love them back?
• 15. What do you think would be the hardest thing for you to give up? Why would it be hard to lose?
• 16. Excluding romantic love, when was the last time you told someone you loved them. Who were they to you?
• 17. If there was one moment and one time in the last month what would you change and why?
• 18.Imagine it is a dark night, you are alone, it is raining outside, you hear someone walking around outside your window. WHO do you wish was there with you?
• 19. Would you give a homeless person CPR if they were dying? Why or Why not?
• 21.You are holding onto your grandmother’s hand and the hand of a newborn that you do not know as they hang over the edge of a cliff. You have to let one go to save the other. Who do you let fall to their death? What was your rationale for making the decision?
• 22. Are you old fashioned?
• 23. When was the last time you were nice to someone and did NOT expect anything in return for it?
• 24.Which would you choose, true love with a guarantee of a broken heart, or never loved at all? Why?
• 25.If you could do anything or wish anything, what would it be?

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I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick. 

mindfuck

whoaaa

this is AMAZING

EVERYONE DO IT aaaaaaaaa

this is sooooo sick oh my god!!!

Whoa.

3, 18, and 23 are probably my favourites.

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