So you’re sexy as hell, you’re either pansexual or bisexual (partysexual - whatevs), so your options are WAY open, and you can probably shag like a MFer - you’ve gotta be gettin’ laid all the time. You. Are. A. God.

So you're sexy as hell, you're either pansexual or bisexual (partysexual - whatevs), so your options are WAY open, and you can probably shag like a MFer - you've gotta be gettin' laid all the time. You. Are. A. God.

Asked by Anonymous

Trust me, PARTYSEXUAL is where it’s at! As far as my godhood status, I think I need to smite a few more fools before it becomes official.

Thanks for the compliments! I’ve been in a bit of a down period recently and haven’t gotten any tail in nearly two months. When I’m on, though, I do tear up the butts. ALL OF THE BUTTS.