Daniel McBatman
A humble motherfucker with a big-ass dick from Brooklyn. NSFW. Body and Sex-positive, whiskey flavored Partysexual. I think steampunk and the Republican Party are stupid. I think Batman is the solution to both. Hopelessly devoted to things strewn across all Pop Culture. Enjoy my ramblings, pictures and say howdy. Anonymous messages are welcome. And please, for the love of GLOB, don't save ANY of my pictures without asking my permission first. I keep track of that sort of thing and it isn't cool or legal. . . hit counter
The Fourth Amendment. That’s why it’s unconstitutional. You’re welcome, copy and pasters.” - ME
Man, how many Republican boners would explode if this actually happened?

Man, how many Republican boners would explode if this actually happened?

Are you for fucking real, Adam Baldwin!?

Are you for fucking real, Adam Baldwin!?

I’m so glad my country has it’s priorities FIRMLY in check. 

I’m so glad my country has it’s priorities FIRMLY in check. 

Suddenly, Republicans stop taking credit for jobs reports

chrishaley: Find out more of your favorite character’s New Year’s Resolutions in our new feature for ComicsAlliance! The Obama panel made me guffaw. 

chrishaley:

Find out more of your favorite character’s New Year’s Resolutions in our new feature for ComicsAlliance!

The Obama panel made me guffaw. 

meeknessatbest: eva-is-muffins: karaokegal: heidi8: diamondtaco: ahab99: mikepiazza: section9: fuckyeah1990s: do we even need an election in 2012 after seeing this photo? GIVE HIM ALL THE PRESIDENTS What? Did he lose a bet or something? Well, he gets my vote. Wow, Mr. President. Wow. ALL THE VOTINGS. ALWAYS reblog Spice Girls I wonder which one is his favorite? i love our president. derp. It’s him or Vermin Supreme…but god damn the Spice Girls haven’t failed me yet. MY PRESIDENT. 

meeknessatbest:

eva-is-muffins:

karaokegal:

heidi8:

diamondtaco:

ahab99:

mikepiazza:

section9:

fuckyeah1990s:

do we even need an election in 2012 after seeing this photo? GIVE HIM ALL THE PRESIDENTS

What? Did he lose a bet or something?

Well, he gets my vote.

Wow, Mr. President. Wow.

ALL THE VOTINGS.

ALWAYS reblog Spice Girls

I wonder which one is his favorite?

i love our president. derp.

It’s him or Vermin Supreme…but god damn the Spice Girls haven’t failed me yet.

MY PRESIDENT. 

motherjones: C’mon, Internets and/or savvy Obama campaign staffers, you’re gonna make this a meme, right? iamobamacare: Miss M’s original post that inspired this Tumblr. My cousin is in the same situation. She has tons of preexisting conditions and her Medicaid coverage was cut off when she got a job. A job that offers no health insurance at all and definitely doesn’t pay enough for her to afford her own coverage. Because of Obamacare, she was able to get under her mother’s insurance and continue getting treatment and medication.    This needs 87K notes in the next 5 minutes. 

motherjones:

C’mon, Internets and/or savvy Obama campaign staffers, you’re gonna make this a meme, right?

iamobamacare:

Miss M’s original post that inspired this Tumblr.

My cousin is in the same situation. She has tons of preexisting conditions and her Medicaid coverage was cut off when she got a job. A job that offers no health insurance at all and definitely doesn’t pay enough for her to afford her own coverage. Because of Obamacare, she was able to get under her mother’s insurance and continue getting treatment and medication.   

This needs 87K notes in the next 5 minutes. 

pantslessprogressive: Yes. “We’ve all paid the price for lenders who sold mortgages to people who couldn’t afford them, and buyers who knew they couldn’t afford them.  That’s why we need smart regulations to prevent irresponsible behavior.  Rules to prevent financial fraud, or toxic dumping, or faulty medical devices, don’t destroy the free market.  They make the free market work better. […] I’m confident a farmer can contain a milk spill without a federal agency looking over his shoulder.  But I will not back down from making sure an oil company can contain the kind of oil spill we saw in the Gulf two years ago.  I will not back down from protecting our kids from mercury pollution, or making sure that our food is safe and our water is clean.  I will not go back to the days when health insurance companies had unchecked power to cancel your policy, deny you coverage, or charge women differently from men. […] So if you’re a big bank or financial institution, you are no longer allowed to make risky bets with your customers’ deposits.  You’re required to write out a “living will” that details exactly how you’ll pay the bills if you fail – because the rest of us aren’t bailing you out ever again.  And if you’re a mortgage lender or a payday lender or a credit card company, the days of signing people up for products they can’t afford with confusing forms and deceptive practices are over.  Today, American consumers finally have a watchdog in Richard Cordray with one job: To look out for them.” - President Obama MY PRESIDENT. RIGHT THERE. BRING THAT SHIT, NEWT YOU FUCKER, BRING IT.

pantslessprogressive:

Yes.

“We’ve all paid the price for lenders who sold mortgages to people who couldn’t afford them, and buyers who knew they couldn’t afford them.  That’s why we need smart regulations to prevent irresponsible behavior.  Rules to prevent financial fraud, or toxic dumping, or faulty medical devices, don’t destroy the free market.  They make the free market work better. […]

I’m confident a farmer can contain a milk spill without a federal agency looking over his shoulder.  But I will not back down from making sure an oil company can contain the kind of oil spill we saw in the Gulf two years ago.  I will not back down from protecting our kids from mercury pollution, or making sure that our food is safe and our water is clean.  I will not go back to the days when health insurance companies had unchecked power to cancel your policy, deny you coverage, or charge women differently from men. […]

So if you’re a big bank or financial institution, you are no longer allowed to make risky bets with your customers’ deposits.  You’re required to write out a “living will” that details exactly how you’ll pay the bills if you fail – because the rest of us aren’t bailing you out ever again.  And if you’re a mortgage lender or a payday lender or a credit card company, the days of signing people up for products they can’t afford with confusing forms and deceptive practices are over.  Today, American consumers finally have a watchdog in Richard Cordray with one job: To look out for them.” - President Obama

MY PRESIDENT. RIGHT THERE.

BRING THAT SHIT, NEWT YOU FUCKER, BRING IT.

Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh man. I can’t even. This is entirely too redunk. Ron Paul is Batman if you’ve been huffin’ paint fumes in a cave somewhere. 

Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh man. I can’t even. This is entirely too redunk. Ron Paul is Batman if you’ve been huffin’ paint fumes in a cave somewhere. 

(Source: femmelibertepaz)

Source: io9.com Keep it up, Republicans. You’re doing a hell of a job! 

Source: io9.com

Keep it up, Republicans. You’re doing a hell of a job! 

kawaiilibrarian: Facebook is blocking users from posting links to the Barack Obama reelection campaign website to their Walls (see image) Since the link above is from the @barackobama Twitter account I guess sharing Tweets with links to keepinghisword.com is also being blocked. Weird, huh? Zuckerberg. The fuck, bro? 

kawaiilibrarian:

Facebook is blocking users from posting links to the Barack Obama reelection campaign website to their Walls (see image)

Since the link above is from the @barackobama Twitter account I guess sharing Tweets with links to keepinghisword.com is also being blocked.

Weird, huh?

Zuckerberg. The fuck, bro? 

I just ‘Baracked’ my timeline. I’m really contemplating changing my profile picture to a headshot of Romney. 

I just ‘Baracked’ my timeline. I’m really contemplating changing my profile picture to a headshot of Romney. 

tylerferrari: danielmcbatman: I just ‘Baracked’ my timeline. I’m really contemplating changing my profile picture to a headshot of Romney.  I just gagged Really, bro? You’ve absolutely nothing better to do with your time than go around and add “I just gagged” on to post about ‘Baracked’ timelines? That’s sadder than a kitten in a tiny scarf askin’ for more porridge, man. 

tylerferrari:

danielmcbatman:

I just ‘Baracked’ my timeline. I’m really contemplating changing my profile picture to a headshot of Romney. 

I just gagged

Really, bro? You’ve absolutely nothing better to do with your time than go around and add “I just gagged” on to post about ‘Baracked’ timelines? That’s sadder than a kitten in a tiny scarf askin’ for more porridge, man. 

Why I’m voting for Obama

I’m voting for Obama again because Healthcare Reform enabled my cousin to remain under her mother’s health plan and receive the multiple surgeries she needed to keep her from becoming crippled at 22 years old.